TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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