talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
The struggles of a small town man whore
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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