Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
Randomize