and i looked up. we had an audience...
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
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As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
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some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I think my moral compass just broke
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