Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
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So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
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It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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