I didn't shave. On purpose
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
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She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
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Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
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