my mouth tastes like poor choices
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
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We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
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You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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