if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
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I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
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I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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