I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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