Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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