you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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