We're like a lot better than the average bears
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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