You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
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