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• (415): View more from California

  Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.

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  And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.

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• (212): View more from New York

  All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.

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• (315): View more from New York

  No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.

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