ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
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just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
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How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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