It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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