puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
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i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
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I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
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