forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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