I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
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he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Please. i have SOME standards
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
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Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day