He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
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