But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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