Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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