That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
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i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
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Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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