I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
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