just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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