Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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