I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
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that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
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i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
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smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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