You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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