Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
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All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
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i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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