Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
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would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
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Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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