Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
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