so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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