when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Randomize
