is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
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Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
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two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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