Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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