I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
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and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
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My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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