Are we in a gay sports bar?
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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