Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
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i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
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the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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