buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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