her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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