in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
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so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
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The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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