Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
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He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
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She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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