I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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