why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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