is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I am spending my child support on dildos
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
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Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
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I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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