My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
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The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
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She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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