i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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