I've blown a few things in my day
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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