Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park