We're facebook friends in real life
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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