the new term for farting is butt boxing.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
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We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
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Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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