No more Irish car bombs ever.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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