So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
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