I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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